My doggy ate my homework. He chewed it up, " I said. But when I offered my excuse My teacher shook her head. I saw this wasn't going well. I didn't want to fail. Before she had a chance to talk, I added to the tale:" Before he ate, he took my work And tossed it in a pot. He simmered it with succotash Till it was piping hot." He scrambled up my science notes With eggs and bacon strips, Along with sautéed spelling words And baked potato chips." He then took my arithmetic And had it gently fried. He broiled both my book reports With pickles on the side." He wore a doggy apron As he cooked a notebook stew. He barked when I objected. There was nothing I could do."" Did he wear a doggy chef hat?" My teacher gave a scowl." He did, " I said. "And taking it Would only make him growl." My teacher frowned, but then I said As quickly as I could, " He covered it with ketchup, And he said it tasted good."" A talking dog who likes to cook?" My teacher had a fit. She sent me to the office, And that is where I sit. I guess I made a big mistake In telling her all that.' Cause I don't have a doggy. It was eaten by my cat. Dave Crawley
About This Quote

The story is about a girl who loves her dog, but her dog will only eat the girl's schoolwork as it doesn't like to be separated from her. The story also shows how her dog has the ability to be a good friend and caretaker to the girl and how much she relies on him.

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